There are two reasons I don't take my girlfriend on long drives in my Tesla. One, I don't have a girlfriend. Two, it's because I have a Tesla. A lawyer opened the door of his Tesla, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping...
UNITED STATES - At a press conference in Washington DC today, Elon Musk, head of the Department Of Unrelenting Chaos and Extortion, also known as DOUCHE, decreed that every US citizen be required to fill out a weekly performance review. He...
PEAK TO PEAK - In 2024, the Peak to Peak has experienced an unprecedented amount of growth. As a result, the mountain communities hired a Public Engagement manager to compile feedback, interpret it, and share unrealistic expectations to the...
By Edward Q. Nimby A contingency of Boulder County’s funkier folks have joined forces for a class action lawsuit against the county due to its alleged “discrimination” for continuing to use the name “Stinky Gulch” when referring to its...
After fifteen years of taking over Commerce City, Phish decided it was time to move from Dick’s Sporting Goods in Denver on to Boulder for a Folsom Field throwdown. Why not? Boulder can accommodate way more people. Although the fans will...
Before its permanent move to Boulder, the Sundance Film Festival has one more surprise stop!
GILPIN COUNTY – Forget everything you thought you knew about Easter traditions. This year, in a bold budgetary revolution, we are officially dyeing potatoes instead of eggs. That’s right. Potatoes. And not just because they’re...
Hoping to bring otters back to Boulder County, Nederland hopes a particular species can settle in the area!
NEDERLAND - Carousel of Happiness Operator John Callahan was not so happy on a recent morning when he discovered an empty space where the Carousel’s beloved Elephant was supposed to be standing. After searching up and down and all around,...
NEDERLAND - In an unexpected move Boulder police will be using Tesla swastitrucks for patrolling the mountain community. In a statement released April 1 the city remarked that an “anonymous “ donor would give the trucks to Boulder to be used in...
Peak to Peak Region – In a surprise move, legendary logger and celebrity Paul Bunyan has announced that he intends to bid on the Gross Reservoir tree removal contract in 2026. The logging phase of the project has been delayed by unresolved litigation between Denver Water and a coalition of environmental organizations but is scheduled to happen in 2026.
Gilpin Eagles upgrade football program DAVE GIBSON GILPIN COUNTY – The high school football transfer portal opened on April 1 and the Gilpin County Eagles were able to land several blue-chip prospects on the first day. Sophomore quarterback...
By Edward Q. Nimby In early February, complaints of a lingering and ever-present odor at Nederland Town Hall prompted the need for hired professionals to ascertain, and extract, a toxic source from the walls. What was found was a proverbial vault...
