It's him or me 

I heard her say

Don't ask me to choose between my dog and a girlfriend  

But he chose her 

Because she was sweet

Now she gives him lots of lovin'

And she eats meat 

And that's how I became another dog of the hour 

.. I'll never lie

And I won't cheat

And I don't have any baggage tied

To my four feet

Do I deserve

To be the one

Who will eat your breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Will you take me to the park at dawn?

Will you let me be

Your only dog of the hour?

I'm Abner, waiting to be your dog of the hour, exclusively at the Humane Society of Boulder Valley:

https://www.boulderhumane.org/animals/?animalid=33325287